April 1, 2013, Obama eligible, Birth certificate authenticated, Obama born on US soil to 2 citizen parents, College records found, Valid selective service application, No lies on IL bar application

April 1, 2013, Obama eligible, Birth certificate authenticated, Obama born on US soil to 2 citizen parents, College records found, Valid selective service application, No lies on IL bar application

“Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove
they are insured… but not everyone must prove they are a citizen.”

“Many of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are
citizens will receive free insurance, paid for by those who are forced to
buy insurance because they are citizens.”…Ben Stein

April 1, 2013.

Obama is eligible for the presidency.

The image of a birth certificate for Obama placed on WhiteHouse.gov has been authenticated by experts.

Obama was born on US soil to 2 US Citizen parents.

Obama’s college records have been found.

Obama received student loans as a US citizen.

Obama’s valid Selective Service application has been found.

Obama did not lie on his IL bar application. It was a simple misunderstanding.

Obama had no knowledge of the IL Senate Committee that he chaired reducing the Health Planning Board members from 15 to 9.

Tony Rezko confirms that Obama knew nothing of his criminal enterprises or campaign donations.

The use of multiple social security numbers by Obama was someone else committing identity fraud.

The private and US Justice Department attorneys representing Obama would not permit him to release his records.

The US Justice Department attorneys who have represented Obama in eligibility cases have done so on their own time.

Perkins Coie, the recipient of millions of dollars from the Obama campaign, has agreed to return the money.

Larry Sinclair admitted he did not have a gay sex and drug encounter with Obama in 1999.

New facts have emerged that Obama had no ties to Donald Young, the gay choirmaster at his church who was murdered in December 2007.

Oh, and by the way, I am giving away millions of dollars today.


37 responses to “April 1, 2013, Obama eligible, Birth certificate authenticated, Obama born on US soil to 2 citizen parents, College records found, Valid selective service application, No lies on IL bar application

  1. citizenwells

    Good morning.

  2. Mr. Bill(ms. helga)

    Here is something that is not an April Fool Day joke. Did anyone notice when “googling” yesterday that Cesar Chavez’s picture was in one of the “O’s”? And this is on Easter Sunday.

    “google + cersar chavez + ruckus”


    “Google celebrates Easter with … Cesar Chavez birthday tribute”


  3. Congratulations on your mostly factual article; however:

    “Obama was born on US soil to 2 US Citizen parents”

    is of course not accurate.

  4. “Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Lead Obama Identity Document Fraud Investigator Mike Zullo
    Question & Answer On Live Radio Broadcast To Four States And Internet”

    Live Broadcast Airs:
    April 5th, 2013
    5:00PM to 7:00PM
    (eastern time)

    Call-in Number: 850-623-1330


  5. Diane Feinstein decided she loves guns and thinks Wayne LaPierre is sexy.

  6. citizenwells

    Dr. Conspiracy.
    I assume you are referring to the overwhelming circumstantial evidence that Obama was born in Kenya.

  7. bob strauss

    Now that Obama has been determined to be eligible for the presidency, I am going to become a democrat obot.

  8. I think he’s referring to the fact that Ann Dunham was actually mexican.

  9. Glad to see CW and Bob Strauss have finally seen the light. 🙂

  10. citizenwells

    Let the people say amen.

  11. April 1, 2013: Great news, we finally found an honest judge, honest congressmen, bureaucrats and sheriffs. Sheriff Arpaio and investigator Zullo finally switched from idle talk and fundraising to filing a criminal complaint against Obama with the District Atorney and Attorney General. Great! – Monday, April 01, 2013


  12. It has been proven, without a doubt, that there was no fraudulent voting in Ohio and Florida in the 2012 election. Oh, and dead people really can vote.

  13. citizenwells

    2 + 2 = 5.

  14. WOW! Beelzebub and family went to church yesterday, but not to worry….

    The pastor said us Christians want to oppress everyone…..

    Makes sense to me! 🙂

  15. News Flash: Obama has just announced he is resigning as President. The news was so upsetting–the loss of their Messiah’s rule– numerous high profile Liberals have committed mass suicide, among them Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden. There followed a massive earthquake. The earth opened up and swallowed the White House and all Federal buildings in DC. Obama was in one of the buildings that was swallowed. There is no sign of him anywhere. Only a few Conservative representatives remain to help reorganize the government at a new location west of the Mississippi, in the center of the country (probably Kansas, Obama’s grandparent’s place of origin).

  16. APRIL’S FOOL………….


  17. Orwell was wrong.

  18. 🙂 🙂 + 🙂 🙂 = 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ……………you guys are a hoot!

  19. I meant 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

  20. This morning I changed my party affiliation to Democrat because I agree with everything they say, especially Debbie Washerwoman-Schultz.

    She’s my heroine and I LOVE her hair :).

  21. citizenwells

    What a babe!

  22. Ah…..April Fool’s Day! Ain’t it grand?
    BTW, all of the liberals at SCOTUS have recused themselves re. Doma.

  23. SueK | April 1, 2013 at 12:14 pm |
    This morning I changed my party affiliation to Democrat ……
    Rah! Rah!….
    Ms. Pelooooosi is my new role model and I take back anything bad that I’ve said about her.

  24. SueK,
    I must correct you………. that is Debbie Was a Women Shultze.

    I should know…he’s my hero.

  25. Cabby, for me it was a toss-up between Fancy Nancy and Washerwoman.

    Hmmm…which one to choose as my fave; Fancy’s hair is spectacular, too!! 🙂

  26. SueQ | April 1, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    My error, Sue; of course, you’re spot on!

    How come no one’s choosing Sasquatch? He blew me away with those new ‘bangs!’ That style…that grace…those biceps…

  27. Bangs? Or fancy hair? It’s a toss up.

  28. CitizenWells,
    Your wasting typing skills by responding to “Dr. Conspiracy”. I lost all respect when his ‘debunking’ of multiple experts whom claimed fraud of his documents sounded like a left wing nut making excuses for a poor forgery. I have yet to see a single document expert confirm that his ‘released documents are legitimate’, the best they will say is that it’s not hard proof of forgery. I suspect that, like many more on the internet, he is probably a paid employee of Organizing for America, the obama administration, the “Justice Department”. The sad thing is that so many Americans, whom truly believed in the Constitution, have been led astray from questioning by individuals paid so much. I hold these truths to be self evident:

    1. No one of sound mind would pay MILLIONS of dollars to hide a document that can be easily passed out by the department of health.
    2. No court would find pathetic excuses to avoid ‘discovery’ in eligibility cases and voter fraud cases unless the investigations released facts that the American public would find unacceptable. All should remember that ‘discovery’ is granted for virtually anything, long before the court agrees to hear a case, especially in something as serious as voter fraud, government fraud, and identity theft.
    3. The founding fathers found friends in France and French ideals. They had Vattel extensively, knew French, and did NOT use “British common law” to form the Constitution. “Children born of Citizen parentS”

    The reality is that we no longer live in a Constitutional republic and we no longer get ‘news’ from the 4th estate. Social-Fascism probably best describes the current form of government in the United States. People have paid trillions of dollars for a education system that is so flawed most Americans have never even read the Constitution, much less understand what the Founding Fathers meant by Natural Born Citizen and the importance of avoiding foreign entanglements for high office.

    The founding fathers and the Constitution provided 220 years of light and growth of humanity. The destruction of this work will usher in a 1000 years of darkness and oppression. The painful consequences to humanity can only envision the horrors of Nazi death camps and inhumanity of Ghengis Khan. Perhaps it’s good that Democrats are strong advocates of atheism and Islam, as the weight upon the christian soul of such treasonous activities and their consequences would be a heavy load to carry into eternity. as they said in the USSR “without god all things are possible”.


  29. citizenwells

    I am well aware of Dr. Conspiracy.
    Not quite sure whose payroll he is on.

  30. has WND/Corsi given up on the eligibility issue? I haven’t heard anything from there about it in quite a while.

  31. citizenwells

    WND is probably waiting on the next movement, Arpaio or court case.

  32. oldsailor80

    The proof of the Liberal Democrat stupidity lies in the fact that they seem to think that our enemies will BEFRIEND them. There has YET TO BE an enemy of the US who recognises anyone’s political affiliations. Instead the enemy erases all doubt,by putting a bullet in EVERYBODY, just how stupid are the LIBERALS? It appears that they REALLY believe their OWN BULLWSHI#.

  33. Well said, Pete!

  34. Pete,

    You and every birther on Earth aren’t capable of carrying Dr. Conspiracy’s jock. He has his own blog, y’know; go ahead and post there any time you want Dr. C & Co. to put you in your place (hint: it’s not at the grown-ups’ table).

    You may have read the Constitution of the USA, but you seem to have a problem with reading comprehension. Please point out the passage in which Vattel is referenced, or where the definition of NBC as requiring two citizen parents is spelled out.

    I share your dismay with America’s education system. I take it from your misuse of the word “whom” (among other assaults on Standard Written English) that you are a product of it.


    P.S.. Dr. Conspiracy is not paid by Organizing for America. I have it on good authority that he has cash wired to him directly from Dennis Rodman’s North Korean bank account.

  35. citizenwells

    NBC, Vattel.
    It’s called context.
    Coupled with the grandfather clause.

  36. citizenwells

    Crustacean, in typical Obot tradition is armed more with insults than knowledge.
    I will not proceed to engage them in a battle of wits for I would be attacking an unarmed opponent.

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